TERMS OF USE

01WHAT THIS IS

throwshit.lol (the "Site") is an entertainment and novelty advertising service. Paying places your text, name, brand, and/or link (your "shit") on a shared virtual wall, where its duration and behavior are influenced by the amount paid and by the Site's game mechanics. The Site is operated by the owner of throwshit.lol (the "Operator", "we", "us"). You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority where you live) to make a purchase.

02ALL SALES FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

Every payment on the Site — throws, adhesion, Magic TP, wipes, janitor hires, re-sticks, and anything else we sell — is final and non-refundable. In particular, you are not entitled to a refund because:

• your splat slid off the wall (adhesion decays — that's the mechanic you bought);
• another user paid to wipe you off, knocked you loose, or hired the janitor;
• the wall was power-washed on its weekly schedule or at any other time;
• we removed your content for breaking the house rules (section 04);
• you expected traffic, clicks, sales, or any business result you didn't get;
• you changed your mind, misspelled your own brand, or aimed badly.

The only exception: if a purchase cannot be honored at all at the moment payment completes (for example, paying to wipe a splat that is already gone), our system refunds that payment automatically. That automatic refund is the entire remedy.

03NOT ADVICE, NOT AN INVESTMENT

Buying wall space is not an investment, has no resale value, confers no ownership of anything, and comes with no promise of exposure, clicks, virality, or return of any kind. It is a joke that takes real money seriously. Treat it accordingly.

04HOUSE RULES

Keep it roughly PG-13 (the word in our domain name is the ceiling, not the floor). You may not post or link to content that is:

• unlawful, defamatory, harassing, hateful, or threatening;
• sexually explicit or exploitative;
• infringing someone else's trademark, copyright, or publicity rights;
• impersonating any person or brand you don't control;
• malware, phishing, scams, or deceptive schemes;
• promoting regulated or illegal goods and services.

We may remove, edit, refuse, or hose any content at any time, for any reason or no reason, without notice and without refund. Automated filters plus human judgment apply; our judgment is final.

05YOUR CONTENT

You keep whatever rights you have in what you submit. You grant us a worldwide, royalty-free license to display, reproduce, and modify it as needed to run and promote the Site (including screenshots and social posts of the wall). You represent that you have all rights needed to post it. Links go to third-party sites we don't control and don't endorse — you click at your own risk.

06THE WALL IS NOT FOREVER

The Site is provided "as is" and "as available", with no warranties of any kind, express or implied. We may change prices, mechanics, rules, or schedules; reset, wipe, or migrate wall state; suspend or discontinue the Site, in whole or part, at any time. Wall state may occasionally be lost to technical issues. None of this entitles anyone to a refund (see section 02).

07LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

To the maximum extent permitted by law: the Operator's total liability to you for all claims arising out of or relating to the Site is limited to the amount you paid us in the 30 days before the claim arose. We are not liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for lost profits, revenue, data, or goodwill, even if advised of the possibility. Some jurisdictions don't allow certain limitations, so parts of this section may not apply to you.

08INDEMNIFICATION

You will defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Operator from any claims, damages, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of your content, your use of the Site, or your violation of these terms.

09DISPUTES

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Any dispute will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Kings County, New York, and you consent to their jurisdiction. You waive any right to participate in a class action. Any claim must be brought within one year of the events giving rise to it.

10CHANGES

We may update these terms at any time by posting the new version here with a new "last updated" date. Using the Site or making a purchase after a change means you accept the updated terms.

11CONTACT

Questions about these terms can be sent to the Operator via the contact information in the WHOIS record for throwshit.lol, or by carrier pigeon aimed at the wall. If any provision of these terms is unenforceable, the rest remain in effect.